| I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. duncan - Victoria, BC |
| He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. |
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
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| When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. |
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
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Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
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