thank GOODNESS I have finished this class! :Final Exam

How to Make 3 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake

This is said to be one of the most dangerous cakes in the whole world!

1. Get a coffee mug of choice. If you are making this as a gift choose a coffee mug especially for that person. If you are making it simply to eat just grab your favorite coffee mug.

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   Add dry ingredients to coffee mug and mix well.

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   Add the egg and mix thoroughly.

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   Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.

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   Add chocolate chips ( I used white chocolate as that is what I had) and vanilla and mix again.

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   Put your coffee mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, don't be alarmed.

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   Allow to cool a little, tip out onto plate if desired and eat.

   
   

   
   

   
   

   
   

   
   

   
   

   
   

   2.

   How to Express a Dog's Anal Gland

   Squeeze the dogs anal gland and you will be able to get all kinds of juice and yummy stuff out! this makes the dog feel great! he may not like it at first but just keep on squeezing!
   
   
   3.

   How to Nurse in the Side Lying Position

   Nursing in the side lying position is an easy way to feed your baby during the night or naptime. Additionally, it is ideal for women who recently had a c-section since it does not put stress on the stomach. This position gets easier as the baby gets older and may be more comfortable for women with large breasts. A nursing toddler may even be able to feed in this position with no help from mom.
   lay down next to the baby facing him, roll up a blanket behind him and start feeding
   
   
   4.

   Safety for a Baby in the Bathroom

   Parents should always be within arm's reach of an infant in the bathtub, and resist the urge to leave even for a minute to answer the phone or finish a task. According to Kids Health, an infant can drown in an inch of water, so even a small amount of water can present a danger.
   
   
   5.

   How to Become a Cheerleading Flyer

   A cheerleading flyer leads cheers from the tops of pyramids and stunts, performing the motions and yelling the cheers while balancing in challenging positions high in the air. Following the stunt or pyramid, down comes the flyer, cradled by her bases, sometimes after a twist or tumble. Because of the demands on cheerleading flyers, to become one requires months or years and a set of skills improved and practiced constantly. The younger a cheerleader starts flying, the longer she has to develop the skills she'll need to perform complicated stunts to cheer competitively in the future
   
   
   6.

   How to Date a Male Cop

   Many women are attracted to a man in uniform, and police officers are a commonly coveted type of uniformed man. Dating a police officer is much like dating a man in any other profession; however there are a few differences that some women don't take notice of when pursuing a relationship with a policeman. Knowing a few things about the life of a policeman can make it easier for interested ladies to successfully date a male cop.

   1. Find a place to meet police officers. The first step to dating a man in blue is finding one. One way to meet police officers is to hang around their favorite gathering places. Quite often you'll find groups of policemen sharing meals at coffee shops near the police station, or enjoying a few off-duty beers at local taverns nearby. Make the rounds of the establishments near your local precinct, or join your Neighborhood Watch program and you will likely meet a few good men.

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      Obey the law or risk your relationship.

      Obey the law. One of your top priorities should be to obey the law regardless of who your boyfriend is, but to date a police officer will require you to go by the book on all accounts. You won't want to him compromise his principles (or his job), and neither will he if you are doing something illegal. No matter what legal issues you may have had in your past, make sure your present and future are squeaky clean to ensure a smooth-running relationship with a male cop.

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      Be prepared for dating at odd hours.

      Be accepting of odd and inconvenient schedules. Because protecting the public is a 24-hour-a day responsibility, police work is anything but a 9-to-5 job. Most cops are required to rotate shifts, work early or overnight shifts, and sometimes have only a few days off in long periods of time. Be prepared to spend time together at unusual times of day or night, during brief interludes, with occasional long periods of time apart. You must exhibit considerable independence to maintain a dating relationship with a cop.

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      Join a Neighborhood Watch program to meet cops.

      Date cops in your neighborhood police district. If you want to make the most of his limited time while dating a police officer, try to date men who are stationed within your neighborhood, city, or town. Most cops are required to live in the city that they are patrolling. If you're dating a policeman who works in your area, it's likely he lives nearby as well. Reducing travel time for a man who already has a tight schedule can enable you to spend more quality time together.

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      Educate yourself about police work.

      Take interest in his work. Like men of any other profession, cops come home after a hard day's work and talk about their day. Having an interest in what he does, and various police cases or procedures will help keep conversations flowing and let him see that you think he is interesting.

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      Refrain from worrying.

      Try not to worry. This may be the hardest part about dating a male cop. You must remember that the chose his profession to protect society from crime and will often put himself in harm's way in the line of duty. You must appreciate and respect that decision no matter how frightening it may be for you, particularly when a relationship is becoming serious.

      
      

      
      

      
      

      
      

      7.

      Signs That a Girl Likes You in High School

      Body Language

      1. Body language is one of the most obvious signs of attraction. If a girl stands closer to you than she does to others, touches you often, smiles a lot while talking with you and makes frequent eye contact, she may like you. An important part of gauging a girl's body language is to see how she acts with you compared with others, because some girls are naturally affectionate and flirtatious with everyone. If she seems more flirtatious with you than with others, however, she is likely attracted to you.

      Change in Behavior

      2. If a girl seems unusually nervous around you, that may be another sign she likes you. Perhaps she is normally cool and confident, but acts awkward or shy when talking to you. Or perhaps the opposite is true: Maybe she is usually quiet with others, but is more talkative with you. Any changes in her behavior that seem connected to you are a possible sign that she likes you.

      Warm Words

      3. If a girl compliments you a lot or is very friendly, she might like you. Though some girls are naturally friendly and outgoing, many girls go out of their way to chat with and say nice thing to the person they like. Notice how she acts with others; if she acts even more friendly toward you, she probably likes you.

      
      

      8.

      How to Talk to a Beautiful Woman

      1. Approach a woman with confidence, but not cockiness or arrogance. Many women say a major turn-off in a man is arrogance.

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         Introduce yourself and shake hands. Many women prefer this simple opening to cheesy pickup lines.

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         Compliment her on the asset you find most attractive. For example, "You have a really nice smile" or even "I like your hair." Women know that many men are not really interested in their fashion sense. If you do not feel comfortable complimenting a woman on first approach, don't.

      4. Step4

         Avoid making overtly sexual remarks about a woman's body, as this is typically a turn-off. Women get "hit on" a lot in bars and clubs, and another sexual come-on will just fade into the background.

      5. Step5

         Make a joke or funny comment if it is in your nature. Comments depend on your surroundings and the situation, so actual wording will vary. Many women find a man with a sense of humor very attractive. Avoid forcing a joke or funny comment if it is not in your personality to do so. Forced conversation looks like you are trying too hard or trying to be someone you are not.

      6. Step6

         Talk about common interests to make conversation equal between both parties. Be yourself and never talk about an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife, as this is a major turn-off. Avoid complaining or negative topics of conversation, as many women find self-deprecating conversation or "pity parties" unattractive.

      7. Step7

         Maintain eye contact with a woman, and refrain from looking over her shoulder, fidgeting or looking at her sexual assets (i.e., breasts, bottom). Sporadic eye contact makes many women feel nervous or that you are uninterested. Avoid crossing your arms, as many women feel this looks intimidating or arrogant.

         
         

         
         

         9.

         Dating & Relationship Facts

         First impressions
         turn offs
         first dates
         after the first date
         gettting serious
         break ups:(
         
         
         
         
         10.

         Public Restroom Etiquette

         dont take too much time, keep it clean like you are in your own house, avoid socializing in restrooms, wash your hands!
         
         

ode to the seniors

Sarah oh sarah!

ohhh how i love thee.

I love thou red hair.

And the way you talk ghetto.

without even a care

I will miss you

its not even fair!

Tina

Tina babina

You love that trampolina

But more than that i will miss you

even though you skipped a grade

You are still a part of our class

so go off to college

and have yourself a blast!

Nathan

Where to begin

I am stroking my chin

Because there is soo much to say

and not enough time in one day

I will just say to you that

I will miss you kitty cat! hahahahhaha

Chase

chase oh chase

how you run fast to that base

when you are out on that field

its like all sickness is healed

The end!

Lakeisha

ohh how i cannot rhyme for you

you deserve so much more from me

so take a good look around

and youll see how much you mean to me! :)

Bria

you are such a sweet girl

and you are almost always smiling

so keep up the good work

and have fun in colleg-ing :)

Chelsey

oh how i love to stare back at you

even when you look at me stupid

i try to make you laugh

but i sure ain't no cupid

so go on and have fun

in the next adventures of life!

nathan

Nathan oh nathan loves the book face.. He always posts pictures for baseball. His hobby is photography and he is always posting cool pictures. He has the most pictures of baseball though..

Nathan often times posts statuses about upcoming stressful school projects and tests. He is very witty with his statuses. He likes to explain his frustration on facebook at times. Mrs diaz likes to comment on nathans wall often. He is just a pimp.

One of his statuses said he likes sweaty men alot. Im kinda worried about him now! Im sure he is normal though. Mrs diaz wants to sit by his family at graduation. She must really like his family. Can you tell that i am just babbling about anything? haha

Nathan's most recent pictures are from prom. Him and roseann got mr and ms BCS. Way to go! I am very glad he got it because he deserved it! Hmm one more sentence for this paragraph... Nathan wore a tux!

Nathan said in one status, ignorance is bliss. This is very true! I hate blogging! its like pure torture. Well i only need to more sentences. Nathan is going to have another little brother soon! How exciting is that? well looks like im done yippee!!!

feature story

Lauren Ashley Mallett is quite the character. She knows how to make someone laugh no matter what kind of mood they are in. She normally does not care what people think of her. She is just.... Hilarious!

Lauren is a brown headed, brown eyed southern girl. She grew up in the hick town of Denham Springs. We have been BFF since we were itty bitty babies. We are only 15 months apart in age making us very close. When we were younger we drove each other crazy but now we are like soul sistas!

It all began when a young mother birthed a beautiful dark baby. Lauren was sooo dark that my mom mistook her for a black baby. SHe was taking pictures of another baby at the hospital thinking it was her own. It was quite hilarious! From then on, it was lauren's destiny to be different.

whenever this bundle of joy came along, aka ME, Lauren was not too fond of me. One of my mom's friends had bought my sister a huge cookie whenever they were waiting in the hospital for me to come along but when she came to see me, she wouldnt even share! We grew up as two very adventurous tom boys! we loved to play with insects and animals and mud! At times, mom was unsure of whether we would ever be precious little girls.

We played outside from morning until dark almost every day. We plotted against our other siblings to get back at them. We were two peas in a pod! we never went anywhere without the other. We had such a fun childhood!!

So as life went on we had our ups and downs but it got us to the place we are now... BEST FRIENDS! I can tell my sister anything at all and no that she supports me 100%! I could not imagine a life without her! Dont get me wrong, we still have our arguments, but they only make us that much closer! :)

My year in journalism

hmm.. where do i begin? Maybe the first day i walked into the doors of the "journalism class room". A better name for that place could be the death trap, the concentration camp, the place of slave labor, must i go on? It all started when JENNY assigned seats at computers. "Ahh this can't be too hard of a class could it", i thought to myself. Boy did i know that i would be in for an adventure!

So the day she introduced us to blogger is the day my life went downhill!

B-boring

l-long hard research

o- outrageous amounts of information to look up

g- GOD Save me!

g-God How about now you save me?

e- every single day!

r- rinse lather repeat!

It was like a vicious cycle! When we weren't writing stories for the actual newspaper, we were blogging about sandwiches and who knows what else! Besides the finger cramping writing, we played odd man out, like a knot, and made videos! ohhh wait, i cant forget the viscious slave labor of counting penny by penny by penny!!! The games were amazing but they were far and few between!

The people in that class are so fun to be around and we always have a blast! (even when writing blogs) Jenny never tells us about her boo but she knows all kinds of stuff about our boos!!! If i would have known, i would have not said a word and had a mystery man also! One day i will find out JENNY i promise!! i will be at your wedding whether you know i am or not! so BEWARE!!!! mwahahahhah

Oh did i mention that my lowest grade in all if my classes is in JOURNALISM! LIke really how hard could it be to get a good grade in this class? At least Jenny has alot of grace or else i would be failing her class!! So what i thought would be an easy fun class, turned out to be a very difficult class! So beware the dangers that lye ahead if you choose to take her class!

JKJKJKJKJK she is an amazing teacher and i love her classes! just not her blogs!!! :)

rural life museum

well... seeings that i have never been to the rural life museum and the website only talks about taking fieldtrips... i have no clue! the end!